Yeah so I really have several dozen projects currently, all in stasis, minimized and waiting m loving attentions. This I know, what, you think I don’t? Ha! You’re wrong! I do, I totally do, but see, I saw this You Tube vid and then I saw another and then? I’m lost! Sucked into the virtual world of blistering un-productiveness, to which I understand that there is no return nor an antidote from.
So yeah. I’m screwed. At least until the redneck comes home, wearing his white raccoon rings around his eyes (they really accentuate his baby blues) and sporting a reddened…well yeah, of course his neck, but also his face too. It’s the “I weld metal things for a living” look, and it’s really in demand. It’s on all the welder fashion runways this spring.
Where was I? Right. So, he’ll drag me kicking and screaming back into reality, all the while ignoring my pleas and my saying, “But if you just watch this, you’ll see!” He won’t though. He knows suckage into virtual world is contagious and being the modern redneck (“YEAH! WooHoo! NasCar!”) that he is, he’s smart enough to avoid the pitfalls that I don’t see. I’m lucky to have him, I know. Oh. Did you want to see what’s had me rolling this whole time? Silly me! Well, so we all know I like Monty Python, and that I’m a closet Trekie, and essentially a nerd without tech skills, so…why not mix them all together?
And then I saw this one…
And then I found….well…see? Suckage can happen! Even to you! Beware the Friday Freak Its, they’ll get you every time! Now if you’ll excuse me, it looks as though Epic rap Battle has a new one out. Oh this should be good. Have a great Friday, no matter how productive or non-you end up being!