Plinky Prompts The Never to See on TV: NaNoWriMo Negotiator

 

 

“Hey! I’m talking to you, did you hear me? I just said. Your son. Rang my doorbells. For the third time. Now if you want any sheet shaking to happen-ever again-you need to talk to him right now! Are you listening to me? Helloo?”

Hi, I’m CeeLee, and if you’re anything like me, November is a tough month. What with Thanksgiving, the speed inspired writing of NaNoWriMo, and the rest of the holiday season staring up at you from the dark recesses of your wallet, well you need all the help you can get. Having to deal with the constant interruptions from loved ones, pets, bosses, and deadlines can leave you annoyed and ready to snatch the nearest object to shot-put it at the first thing straying into your path, right? Wrong. It doesn’t have to be that way.I have some great news for you!

Introducing The…NaNoWriMo Negotiator!

The Negotiator Works

 

It’s the revolutionary new way to tell friends and family once and for all not to talk, or come within twenty feet of you-for 30 whole days! It’s as simple as 1,2,3.

  • Apply the all natural ingredients of our semi-transparent mask to your face
  • Hold your breath
  • Wait ten minutes for it to harden

Guaranteed to be completely safe and absolutely effective against:

  • Unexpected sheet shaking invitations and it stops the idea-before it happens
  • Young children and their devious machinations-boys and girls, in their tracks
  • Surprise visits from those relatives who were “just in the neighborhood.”

How much would you pay to be free from angering your loved ones because your brain is mired within life, death, and the heated struggle between a man and a Yeti? One hundred? Two hundred? Call today and you get the Negotiator for three easy payments of 19.99! And that’s not all! We’re throwing in three of our most effective door signs, completely free. Hang one on the front door, the back door, and the door to your office. Isn’t it time to scare your NaNoWriMo woes away?

Minimize NaNoWriMo Interruptions Plinky prompts NaNoWriMo Negotiator

NaNoWriMo and Plinky Prompts
 

 

 

 
Warning

If mask is worn longer than 24 hours, please seek medical attention
Not suitable in households with people recovering from a heart attack
Not intended for use in children under the age of 18
May cause nervous twitches and other abnormalities; explosive outbursts, and lunacy
 
 
 

 

 

 

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4 thoughts on “Plinky Prompts The Never to See on TV: NaNoWriMo Negotiator”

  1. This is just to funny. But one concern.
    “If mask is worn longer than 24 hours WTH I need one for 30 days dammit. And it is not a warning about the “May cause nervous twitches and other abnormalities; explosive outbursts, and lunacy” Those are symptoms of partaking NaNoWriMo if you ask me.
    This made me laugh so much. Where can I get one. though after 4 days writing and no washing might have the same effect.

    1. Morning Crow πŸ™‚
      I’m glad to have made you laugh, I thought you might enjoy it.

      And now I can hear the ranting half to the crow. LOL
      What’s wrong Crow? The limitations get stuck in your craw? (muffled chuckles)
      Sorry, couldn’t help myself. Hmmm…must be one of the Negotiator side effects
      The lunacy of suffering delusions of hilarity one. Not the normal lunacy of NaNoWriMo πŸ˜‰

      You apply the mask each day so that it gives your skin a rest from the pallor for a few hours.
      I actually had the same thoughts as you, re: no bathing or clothes changing for long period of time.
      I wrote the original post that way but changed it after thinking it may have people wonder
      if I was speaking from experience-I’m not. Okay…so not much lol Great minds, eh?

  2. Ha ha good morning. and all is good. Not that limited. just making sure i do not write everything down :p. You sure it is not the normal lunacy one. Well we need to negotiate about that. With the mask makers. apply once for 30 days. all that work. how can one be writing if applying that facial mud every day.
    And sure you was speaking from experience, rolls eyes at laundry pile, to tiny for you, very manly. Nope, nope you either sitting commando or didn’t change ha ha. Oh wait I should have said that right
    Great minds always have fun. did you read my answers to your questions. )
    Have a bright beautiful day. keep smiling

    1. Still smiling Crow, albeit a tired one πŸ™‚
      You have a great day too. No commando and freshly showered,
      I’m ready to seize the day! πŸ˜‰

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