See the above? Story of my life. I hear that all the time. I lived in guilt and remorse for the trees who suffered needlessly until I realized that I’d found a great way to recycle and make my walls a conversation piece. It’s super cheap and cheesy.
Wait a second. Let me back up.
If for whatever reason, you find yourself eyeball to eyeball with a creepy guy wearing a Tinker Bell costume, grinning this not quite all there type of grin, holding a old greasy lamp…and he says make a wish? Provided you didn’t run away before all that could actually take place of course, and you have the cojones to wish for something no one else has, here’s some handy advice. Be sure to cover the small details. They’ll trip you up every time and it’s not like there’s a manual out there about these things. Are you with me so far? Ducky.
Back to the show in progress.
“Hit me with it. What is it this time?”
“Remember the sarong of invisibility and the…aardvark, was it?”
“Oh yeah! Heh…That was pretty damn funny. Screamed like a girl.”
“He’s suing you for mental distress and a new ant farm.”
” Some people just have no sense of humor.”