I would’ve blogged sooner, I really would have, but a plastic grocery bag monster tried to eat me.
Then a camera eating snake tried to snatch my cell from my hand, but just before it could…
I was saved by a dirty Redneck who only rode to my rescue in the first place (and with much laughter at my expense) because he wanted free labor, go figure.
So I decided to call it a day and sack out next to a possum-playing Duck.
Only to be awakened by my flowers banging on the window. Seems they were miffed over my mistreatment of them and of their photogenic beauty so I needed to take pics of them.
So I did.
Then the green beans demanded I pick then and…
I did as they commanded, lest they loose the horde of steroidal stink bugs on us.
I think I’ve been procrastinating.