If a genie magically appeared in my current writing room and told me I could wish for the writing room I really had dreamed of, I’d probably look at my coffee and wonder if the cream had gone bad. But…if I did have such a thing happen, was assured no cameras were lurking for home viewers to laugh it up at CeeLee’s candid camera moment, especially that magical moment upon being told it was all a joke,then it might go like this… Continue reading My Wish, A Genie, And The Writing Room of My Dreams→
Seeking mentor to tell a wanna be writer where to go
Are you a writing enthusiast?
Do you have a working and reliable navigation system and are willing and able to help locate, pinpoint, stomp on it with one foot while nailing it to the floor with a hammer, proper GPS coordinates for the determination of a possible direction and destination of a wanna be writer/blogger/novelist/poet?
We want you!
Please respond to these questions
for your application to receive immediate consideration!
Are you capable of telling a confused woman who lives to write, loves to blog, wishes she could make a living at it but doesn’t have a clue where to begin-where to go?
Can you manage to suppress the giggling over the fact she is woefully tech challenged and needing a course for dummies in the worst way for everything tech and writing related-until she’s out of ear/eye shot?
Do you possess sufficient self control over your tendencies to refrain from suddenly yelling out “Your’e doing it wrong again!” when she screws up for the 17th time running and currently is batting a thousand in the listen to instructions carefully and do as they say department?
Then what are you waiting for?!
Please for the love of all things holy, we beg you to apply now.
p>Operators are standing by and will even thank you personally, for taking this poor ADHD woman by the hand and saving the world from further infliction of a rudderless and sitting dead in the water wanna be writer/blogger/novelist/poet.
See, I shoulda gotten up earlier this morning, the day after Valentine’s Day and a Friday, no less. Yeah, I shoulda but then that would mean that if I did indeed, coulda gotten up earlier, I would have been somehow obligated to do an extra item on my Shoulda, Coulda, Would List and that coulda been disaster for us all. But…I avoided the possible destruction and chaos meant for all mankind. Let me explain. Continue reading My Maybe I Shoulda Procrastination List→